The U.S. Constitution requires that the President periodically “give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.” This was originally often accomplished via a written report, but during the last century, it has become common for the President to deliver his report in person during the State of the Union Address.
But if you look at the shenanigans that have taken place during recent States of the Union Addresses, we decided that we needed in on that action. Being the go-getters that they are, Jake and Collin took it upon themselves to prepare a State of Stolendroids Address. Now I don’t want to steal their thunder, but I will say that the state of Stolendroids is strong. We have some amazing things planned for 2020 and beyond. What are they? You’ll just have to listen to find out.
Also, no speeches were torn in half during the making of this recording.