You didn’t know it, but there’s a big problem with using a bidet . . . namely that no one knows how to use one!   Leave it to the Japanese people to save you from this problem, though.

In other news #hackZuke may be starting up (thanks, Zohner), Mozilla has decided that it is now a company that has “something to do with the internet”, and the National Highway Association has deemed Tesla’s autopilot safer than a human.  Just not ALL humans.

Headlines:

Zuke’s Favorite: Giant Cooking Robots?

Zohner’s Favorite: Logan