Nintendo breaks the mold and brings us something that could really change everything . . . if there are any games worth playing on it.  Facebook hopes you die of cancer, but please don’t post any pictures of it cause it might cause a technical issue.  Finally, Comcast is found guilty of doing that thing from “The Firm” that Tom Cruise discovers (you know, that thing).


Zuke’s Favorite: Lisa Foiles: “You deserve to be murdered”

Zohner’s Favorite: How healthy is your battery?