Oh, you disagree? Where was the internet when this fine specimen dropped?

Oh, you disagree? Where was the internet when this fine specimen dropped?

I think the first step to fixing a problem is identifying there is a problem. And in this case, there is no problem; all summer movies suck.  They can be fun, and you can really enjoy yourself, but just know that they all suck.

In other news, Nintendo has learned how to basically just print money at this point and if you aren’t chasing virtual vermin with your phone then I have bad news for you: YOU’RE the weird one.  The statistics only prove it.

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Zuke’s Favorite: Yes kids, this is how our summer blockbusters used to be

Zohner’s Favorite: NES is back, only smaller

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