Yeah. You heard me. Do I have your attention? How about now?
Yeah, that’s right, unlike Capcom, Mortal Kombat decided that the heroes of the Marvel Universe were too weak, and probably still too divided since Civil War, so they’re going to enter the DC Universe.
Finally, Batman will be able to destroy Sub Zero. Don’t even try to say that he won’t either because you know that he will. How many times has he put Mr. Freeze in Arkham? Sub Zero will be a walk in the park for the Caped Crusader.
There are a few things that I see as potential problems with this. First, rumor has it that there will be no fatalities. What fun is Mortal Kombat with no fatalities? Without Scorpion ripping out Booster Gold’s spine (you know he would), theres just not a lot of appeal. Plus, there will be no “Batman wins. Fatality.” How lame is that?
Also, how lame will it be for some Mortal Kombat scrub to beat Superman? Wait, let’s not even go that far. What about some Mortal Kombat scrub beating Animal Man? That’s just not even cool. Well, maybe it would be. I don’t like Animal Man.
On the plus side, Sonya vs. Wonder Woman would be sweet. I’ve never been a big fan of Wonder Woman so seeing her get her trash taken out would be fun. I know she’s one of DC’s “Big Three” but I don’t care. I’m just not a big fan. She’s OK but that’s it. Way better than Booster Gold though.
Also, there’s a rumor that you can fight DC vs. DC. Superman vs. Batman. YEAH! Bats would own Supes… again. Batman is just too smart for the Man of Steel. Plus, he’ll fight dirty. Superman is too much of a boy scout to beat Batman. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.