Well, the Mrs. sent me out to pick up a couple of grocery items. The list had “bag salad” on it. I prefer to think of it more as “bag o’ salad,” but I guess it doesn’t really make a difference. I’ll just grab whichever salad bag is on sale.
So, I’m home now. Time to help get dinner ready. Might as well grab the salad bag.
Is this… is… this is a Star Wars salad?
I mean, why? How? That’s really weird. What does that even mean? Is the lettuce going to be fresh? Was this salad made a long time ago in a galaxy fa…
That’s Kylo Ren. In the bag o’ salad. We’ve got romaine lettuce, carrot sticks, red cabbage… and Kylo Ren.
That’s a terrible idea. There’s no way that tastes good.
OK, moving on, I’ll just take Kylo Ren out and get a bowl of salad ready to eat with dinner. I mean, this should be OK, right? One regular salad coming right…
This is getting ridiculous. Boba Fett is in the salad bowl. I just.. why? I can’t even.
Alrighty, it’s not too hard to pick the bounty hunter out of the salad. I’m sure it’ll be just fine, I’ll get a nice forkful ready…
Who thought this was a good idea? That’s not a crouton! That’s a storm trooper helmet!
Why, Lucas? Is this what it’s come to?
I’m hungry, might as well eat I guess.
Use the fork, Luke.
Mmm, not bad. This Star Wars salad is crisp, and a little Chewie.
- Plastic adds crunch
- This salad was ripe for puns
- Your carrots, you must eat
- It's a salad